【原创】福华的小段子（有甜有虐）

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Apply
“Mycroft,can I apply for someone？”
“Mm...Who？”
“John · Teddy Bear · Watson.”

Better
“I am better.”——SH
“Than who？”——JW o(￣ヘ￣o)
“Emm...Mycroft！”——SH
Mycroft o(￣ヘ￣o)！！！

Cat
“Sherlock, you are just like a cat.”
[卷喵]——JW
Sherlock：What？！ o(￣ヘ￣o)

Dare
“How dare you do this to , John？”——MH
“I owe him a new me.”——SH

Eat
“Sherlock！I told you to eat the
breakfast！”——JW
“Nope！I prefer to eat you.”——SH

Feed
Sherlock：I'm ill. John,feed me.
John：Sherlock, don't pretend you are ill.Feed yourself

Gay
John：I am not GAY！
Audience：Yes, you are.

Honey
And honey you should see me in a crown.——JM
No...John , whre are you？——SH

Illuminate
John, you know, when I met you ,
my life has been illuminated by you！——SH

Just
“Sherlock ,why did you leave me alone and didn't let me know that you are stll alive?”
“Just because I don't want you to be worried and... I love you . ”

Kiss
OMG！Sherlock...Sherlock..he just kissed me！Sh*t！How could he do that？——JW

Long【长脸梗】
Benedict's face is so long . That's why he is taller than some of the actors

Madrigal
Sometimes I wish that Sherlock could write a madrigal for me. But you know... that's impossible.

No
No, Sherlock, not today.Today, no
hug , no kiss , no sex.