中文翻译完全错了！！我才发现。。。刚刚读了英文原版，就感觉很奇怪，后来对比中文终于发现问题，整个文章是以一个多头多触手的怪兽的口吻写的，和红魔肉团一样，主角发现自己身边有个隐形生物，后来经过分析照射灯，发现，这个家伙居然是个 ，，，人！ 然后作者发出感叹：天！这家伙只有一个头！两只手！长的可真丑！然后主人公爸爸说要把人送去动物园，说人类可是濒危物种！

也就是说，整个文章误导了读者，主角是个怪物，生活在怪物文明中，结果中文书错误翻译为，那个家伙是个类人猿，human貌似没有类人猿的意思吧？

啥啥啥啥啥啥这么大的纰漏？
求原文！！！！

类人猿说：怪我咯？

……

升级版那批译者没几个靠谱的。。习惯了。。还是老版翻译靠谱，可惜老版没出齐

英文第几页

符合大叔的文笔...

英文什么名字

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“You’re a MONSTER!” I cried again.
The Molecule Detector Light shook in my trembling hand. Iforced myself to hold the bright beam steady.
“That’s why my parents made me invisible,” Brent saidsoftly. “They thought I might survive if you couldn’t see me.”
With my light still focused on him, Brent stepped towardme.
I leaped back. “What are you going to do?”
“Whoa—he is so UGLY!” Simon groaned. “Yuck! He has only onehead!”
“And look. He has only two arms—and they’re so short!”Roxanne cried. “He can’t wrap his arms around and around himself. How does hekeep himself warm?”
“And what’s that dark stuff growing on top of his head?”Simon pointed. “Why doesn’t he have tendrils and suction pods like we do? Whereare his antennae? And how can he see with only two eyes?”
“Calm down, everyone,” Dad instructed. “You’re not going toharm us—are you, Brent?”
“No. Of course not,” Brent replied. “I just want to beSammy’s friend.”
“No! Be my friend!” Simon cried. “I need you for myscience project!”
Simon turned to Dad. “Can I have him, Dad? PLEASE! Can Ihave him for my science project? I really need him!”
“That wouldn’t be fair,” Roxanne replied. “Sammy found himfirst!”
“Everyone—quiet!” Mom ordered. “Brent—I’ve seen pictures ofyour species in a textbook. Hmm… let me see… what are you called?”
“I’m called a human,” Brent answered shyly.
“That’s right!” Mom snapped her fingers. “Now I remember.Human.”
“Yuck,” Roxanne muttered, making a disgusted face.
“I know I’m ugly,” Brent said sadly. “That’s why I didn’twant you to see me…” His voice trailed off.
I stared at Brent in disbelief. A human. I’d never heard ofone before.
I tore my five eyes away from him and turned to Dad. “Iknow he’s ugly, Dad. But I think I’d like to keep him,” I said. “Can I? I’lltake good care of him. I promise!”
“No. I don’t think so, Sammy.” Dad studied Brent for amoment. “I think we’d better take Brent to the zoo.”
“Huh? The zoo?” I cried. “Why, Dad? Why does he have tolive in a zoo?”
“Well, he’ll get much better care there,” Dad answered.“After all, humans are an endangered species!”
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以上是“我的隐形朋友”即my best friend is invisiable的最后一节
你问我英文版哪里来的？贴吧精品区 就有所有的英文版下载地址
我们可以看出翻译是多么坑爹
本来翻译应该是这样的：（个人渣翻译）

“你是个怪物！！！”我大喊。
分子探照灯在我颤抖的手中不停的晃着，我强迫自己让亮光平稳些。
“那就是我父母为什么让我隐形的原因”布伦特说。“如果你们看不到我，他们认为我会活下来。”
我手中的灯仍然在照他，他向我走来。
我往回跳了下。”你想干什么？”
“哇！！！！！！！！！他太丑了！！！”西蒙呻吟道，“卧槽！他居然只有一个脑袋！！！！”
“看啊！！他居然只有两只手！那么短！！！”罗克珊说“他如何取暖呢？”
“天！他头上那一小撮是什么东西？？？？？”西蒙指出。“他为什么不像我们一样有触须？？？他为什么不像我们一样有储气囊（这个地方不知道怎么翻译）？？？他的触角在哪里？？？？他居然只有两只眼睛！！！真恶心！他是怎么看见东西的？”
“孩子们，静静！”爸爸说，“你不会伤害我们的吧？布伦特？”
“当然不会，我只想做萨米最好的朋友！”
“不不不！别做萨米的朋友，做我的朋友！我得拿你做科学研究！”西蒙问爸爸“行吗？我真的需要他！做科学研究！”
“不公平！”罗克珊说，“萨米先发现他的！”
“等等，大家！”妈妈说“我在教科书的图上发现过这个物种，你的学名叫什么来着？”
“我的学名叫 地球人。“布伦特害羞地回答。
”对对对！“妈妈咬了下她的指头”地球人！“
”卧槽！“罗克珊摆出恶心的表情。
”我知道我们地球人长得丑，所以我不想让你们看见我。“
我看着他。地球人？这个物种我从来没听说过。
我把我的五个眼珠子（5个眼珠子，莫名喜感）转了转，说”爸爸!我会照顾好他的！我保证！“
”不行！“爸爸说，”我们必须把他送入动物园！“
”为啥？“
”毕竟 地球人是 濒危物种！“
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