You said it's meant to be
That it's not you, it's me
You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
He went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
He met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught him
My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Some day I'll find a love like yours
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
He was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
He dried up in the desert
Drown in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club.