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Some people win fair and square, and this is one of those situations.

开场白：
This is the story of a man named Stanley.Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee 427. Employee427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on akeyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him whatbuttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is whatEmployee 427 did every day of every month of every year, and although othersmight have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that theorders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanleywas happy.
这是一个叫史丹利的人的故事。史丹利在一家位于一栋大楼里的公司上班，他在那是427号员工。427号员工的工作很简单：他坐在427号房间的桌前，按键盘上的按钮。指令由他桌上的显示屏来到他面前，告诉他要按什么按钮，按多长时间，目的是什么。这便是427号员工每一年中的每一月中的每一天做的事，而虽然其他人可能会认为这份工作折磨灵魂，史丹利仍享受着指令到来的每一刻，好像他就是为这份工作而生的。

And then one day, something very peculiar happened. Something that wouldforever change Stanley; something he would never quite forget. He had been athis desk for nearly an hour when he realized that not one single order hadarrived on the monitor for him to follow. No one had shown up to give himinstructions, call a meeting, or even say ‘hi’. Never in all his years at thecompany had this happened, this complete isolation. Something was very clearlywrong. Shocked, frozen solid, Stanley found himself unable to move for thelongest time. But as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got upfrom his desk and stepped out of his office.
然后有一天，一件非常怪异的事发生了。一件会永远改变史丹利的事；一件他永远无法彻底忘记的事。他已经在桌前待了两个小时，这时他意识到没有一个指令到达显示屏上让他执行。没人露面给他指示，叫他开会，甚至没人问个好。他在公司待了这么多年，这种事，这种完完全全的孤独，从没出现过。很明显有什么事出问题了。震惊了，吓僵了，史丹利发现自己发现自己在最长一段时间里无法移动。但当他头脑清醒，恢复理智时，他从桌旁站起，走出了他的办公室。

不动彩蛋1：
Stanley stood for a long time in one spot. it's part of a game.He likes to see how long he can go without dying. So far, he's doing excellent,and if he just stays right where he is, I'm sure he'll keep up that goodmomentum. Let's observe the genius at work.
史丹利在一个地方站了很长时间。这是一个游戏的一部分。他想知道他能活多长时间而不死。到目前为止，他做得太好了，而如果他就待在他现在待的位置，我确定他会将这种好势头保持下去。让我们好好观察观察这个正在工作的天才。

懦夫结局：
But Stanley simply couldn't handle the pressure. What if he had to make adecision? What if a crucial outcome fell under his responsibility? He had neverbeen trained for that! No, this couldn't go anyway except badly. The thing todo now, Stanley thought to himself, is to wait. Nothing will hurt me. Nothingwill break me. In here, I can be happy, forever. I will be happy. Stanleywaited. Hours passed. Then days. Had years gone by? He no longer had theability to tell. But the one thing he knew, for sure, beyond any doubt, wasthat if he waited long enough, the answers would come. Eventually, some day, theywould arrive. Soon, very soon now, this will end. He will be spoken too. He willbe told what to do. Now it's just a little bit closer. Now it's even closer.Here it comes...
但是丹利就是无法应对这样的压力。要是他得作出决定该怎么办？要是一个关键性的后果属于他的责任范围怎么办？他从来没受过应对这种问题的训练！不行，这样发展除了到达不好的局面不会有别的。现在要做的事，史丹利对自己想，就是等待。什么也伤害不了我。什么也摧毁不了我。在这里，我会幸福，直到永远。史丹利等着。几小时过去了。几天过去了。过去的有几年了吗？他不再有确切判断这个问题的能力了。但有一件事他知道，确信，毫无疑虑，就是如果他等得足够长，答案就会到来。最终，某一日，它们会到的。不久，现在很快，这就会结束。他也会被别人提及。他也会被告知该做什么。现在这就更接近一点了。现在甚至更接近了。它来了……

现在才知道贴吧发帖字数上限为5000字，关键是一个字母算一个字！！！真是个坑
Some people win fair and square, and this is one of those situations.

旁白在史丹利出门后所有可能说的话（共17句）：
All of his co-workers were gone. What couldit mean? Stanley decided to go to the meeting room; perhaps he had simplymissed a memo.
他所有的同事都不见了，这能有什么意思？史丹利决定去会议室看看，也许他只不过没收到公司的备忘录。
注：备忘录memo，指公司内部的公务便条，公司员工间相互传阅。
1. All of his co-workers were gone. Wha...*cough* Er, excuse me.
他所有的同事都不见了，这……咳咳咳！……呃，对不起。
2. How wonderful! Stanley was alone! Finally! This is great! He thought to himself,This is what I wanted all along! I got what I wanted.
太棒了！只有史丹利一个人了！终于！太赞了！史丹利想到。这就是我一直要的！我得到了我梦寐以求的东西。
3. Stanley decided to go to the meeting room to check on his co-workers. He neverfunctioned well by himself, and constantly needed support and guidance fromothers, so the thought of total solitude was terrifying to him.
史丹利决定去会议室看看他的同事们。他自己从来办不好事，时不时地需要别人的支持和指导。所以一想到完全孤独他就浑身发颤。
4. All of his co-workers were, wait, no, this isn't the right office, is it? Is itStanley's office?
他所有的同事都不见了，等等，不，这不是那个办公室了，不是吗？这还是史丹利的办公室么？
5. How long was I sitting there? Stanley wondered to himself. Minutes? Days? Centuries?Did something crucial happened while my senses were turned? He made a note tobe more careful with time from now on.
我坐那多长时间了？史丹利想到，几分钟？几天？几世纪？我发愣的时候有没有发生什么重大事件？他从此以后为珍惜时间而做了笔记。
6. A soft wind blew outside and perhaps rain started. And if it did it stoppedshortly after. Stanley hope that he would one day see weather.
外面一阵清风吹了起来，可能下雨了。要是下了，一会就停了。史丹利希望自己有朝一日能看见天气。
7. Stanley this, Stanley that. Stanley this, Stanley that. Stanley this, Stanleythat. Stanley this, Stanley that.
史丹利这，史丹利那。史丹利这，史丹利那。史丹利这，史丹利那。史丹利这，史丹利那。
8. Someone was following Stanley, he was sure of it. If he check it over hisshoulder now, he would surely catch them. It was only a matter of time.
有人在跟踪史丹利，他很确定。如果他能回头看看，他肯定能抓住那些人。这只是时间问题。

9. Even now, Stanley's office was a distant memory. What had it looked like? Therewas a computer, perhaps, and a painting？ Was it a painting or aphoto? He could no longer recall.
即使现在，史丹利已经淡忘了他的办公室了。它是什么样的？有台电脑，可能还有一幅画？那是幅画还是张照片？他再也想不起来了。
10. The meeting room, yes, that's where everyone would be. Stanley just needed toget to the meeting room, and from then on, he would never be alone ever again.
会议室，没错，大家都会在那。史丹利只需要到达会议室，他就再也不会孤独了。
11. Just step through this door, Stanley thought to himself, that's all I need. IfI can make it through this door, I can make it through them all.
只要我一踏过这扇门，史丹利想，那就行了。我要是能踏过这扇门，我就能踏过所有的门。
12. Already this was uncomfortable, and Stanley decided that as soon as he found anew space he felt safe in, that he would never leave it again in his life.
这已经很让人难受了，史丹利决定他一旦找到一个能使他感到安全的地方，他就终其一生守在那，再也不离开了。
13. Stanley had never seen the office this brightly lit. Was it a sign ofsomething? He hoped it was, he hoped very much that it was.
史丹利从没见过办公室灯光这么明亮。那是什么的标志吗？他希望是，他特别希望是。
14. Wait, Stanley thought to himself, am I sure that the orders stopped coming in?How is that possible? They never stopped. Surely I was mistaken.
等等，史丹利想到，我敢确定没有指令来吗？那怎么可能呢？它们从来没停止过的。我一定是错了。
15. No, no, the orders were still missing, for now.
不，没有，还是没有指令。就目前来说。
16. I can't wait to tell this story to my co-workers, Stanley thought, how amusingthey'll find it! Oh won't we all just laugh and laugh at the time I thoughteveryone had gone missing.
我等不及要把这个故事告诉我的同事，史丹利想，他们该觉得它多好笑啊！当我告诉他们我以为他们都不见了的时候，我们难道就不会狂笑不止吗！
17. Stanley knew the office layout like the back of his hand. It was only a matterof time before he found the others, wherever they were. Just a matter of time.
史丹利对办公室布局了如指掌。他找到其他人只是时间问题，不论他们在哪。只是时间问题。

No matter how hard Stanley looked, he couldn't find a trace of his co-workers.
不论史丹利找得多么仔细，他都找不到他同事们的踪迹。
Stanley went around touching every little thing in the office, but it didn'tmake a single difference, nor did it advance the story in any way.
史丹利走来走去把所有的小东西都动了一遍。但它没有造成任何影响，也没有以任何途径推动故事的发展。
Stanley clicked on literally every single door in the office, because hedoesn't pick up well on cues from his environment.
史丹利几乎把所有的门都点了一遍，因为他从环境中找不到线索。

更新结束！
Some people win fair and square, and this is one of those situations.

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半年后回归

Oh, and uh, I guess this is where Stanley felt he needed to be right now. In this little hallway. Here, with no distractions, to study room 417. Not to actually enter it, no no no no, that would be far too forward. Stanley wanted to know it from the outside - to see it not just with his eyes, but with his heart. He would know room 417 as no man or woman had ever known an office before. That ladder over there! *gasp* Oh,and that little picture of a horizon or something! It's all just a never ending parade of joy for Stanley.
哦，那个，我猜这就是史丹利认为他现在需要待的地方。在这个小小的走廊里。这儿，没有干扰，去研究417房间。并不是真的要进去，不不不不，那就太过了。史丹利想从外面了解它——不仅是透过双眼欣赏它，更多的是用心感受它。他对417房间的了解，将会超出任何人曾对一间办公室的了解。那架在那放着的梯子，*倒抽一口气* 还有那个画着地平线还是什么玩意的一幅画！对史丹利而言，这都是一系列永无止境的欢愉。
Ah, no. Apparently not.
啊，不，显然不是。

选择否：歌唱结局
Well I don't know how to say this politelybut you could literally just hit escape and restart the game any old time youwant. Like right now! You could have done it just then! Now would also be anappropriate time to quit! Any of these points, and so many many more, all ofthem are appropriate! I'm enjoying what seems to be an internal conflict goingon where you are literally unable to act on your own desires to restart thegame, so just to push the envelope, I'm going to try to make this as miserableas possible and see how long you can maintain.
嗯，我不知道如何礼貌地说这些，但你真的可以只是按下Esc键，随你什么时候重启游戏。比如说这一刻！你当时就能重启！现在退出也很合适！所有这些时间点，还有很多很多，全都适合退出！我正在享受这看上去是正在进行的内部矛盾，在其中你真的无法听从你内心重启游戏的渴望！那么，为了寻求突破，我打算试着把局面弄得尽可能让你难受，看你能坚持多久。
There once was a man named Stanley,
who people considered so manly,
but the truth must be told,
he was not very old,
and was quite particularly gangly.
What Stanley liked the most was buttons.
He pushed them like some kind of glutton.
He did it all day,
in a meaningful way,
but his brain had long ceased to function,
which is why he is in this parable,
and bears an existence quite terrible.
And if you're not strong,
and keep playing along,
you two will become quite unbearable.
YEEEESSSSS,
you two will become quite unbearable.
曾经有个人叫做史丹利，
人们以为他很有男人气，
然而这事实必须被告知：
他并没有上了多少年纪，
然而瘦高动作也不舒适。
史丹利的最爱便是按钮，
按下它们就像美食好酒。
整天整夜工作浑然不知，
只因按下按钮太有意思。
但他大脑早已停止运转，
因此才能出现在此寓言，
忍受着生活的痛苦不堪。
而如果你精神不够强大，
那就继续与史丹利玩耍，
你二人会变得很令人怕。
为了确定我再重复一下，
你二人会变得很令人怕。
（纯粹为个人意淫翻译）