这个是红迪的一个热帖，热度堪比动画化和新活动预告。众老外在帖子里纷纷破防，惊呼毁三观，认为海猫和文案组绝对是嗨了才能写出这玩意。
明明是非常有趣的帖子，在b站等了几天却没人搬运，遂烤之。
只选取少部分内容，完整版可以去红迪搜索《the reason why shining eloped with nightingale》。

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huh, so after reading what storm observer wrote, i hope we get to murder this guy, there's actually quite a few new characters i'd like to murder this guy is high on the list for the reason storm observer mentioned
嗯，看了storm observer（楼主）写的情报，我只希望我们能干掉这个比。实际上我想干掉的新角色有很多，但这个比绝对排在第一，原因就是楼主提到的那样。
I'll be very disappointed if shinings story doesn't end with her commiting patricide/fraticide
如果闪灵的故事没有以她干掉自己的父母为结局，我会非常失望的。
gacha logic dictates it will never end and will just be a setup for something else.
抽卡游戏的机制决定了故事永远不会结束，只会是其他剧情的一个铺垫。

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So....technically Shining his also this guy's sister, mom, wife and future daughter....?
也就是说......理论上，闪灵还是这个比的姐姐、母亲、妻子和未来的女儿......？
Maybe? Shining seems to be her own person and fxcking ran away though, so maybe the reincarnation didn't work out properly.
有可能？不过闪灵似乎有自己的人格，还跑路了，所以转世可能并不顺利。
Will be if we dont kill him first.
如果我们不先下手为强干掉这个比，事情就会发展成这样。

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删楼，看图片吧

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Oh, that make a lot more sense. Considering how many “people” in Terra can jump bodies… I mean is people even the right word?
But yeah, I think it’s impossible for a body to be both the brother and father. Since brother means sharing the same father… he can’t be his own father.
But grabbing your son’s body and use it yourself is quite a classical move.
哦，那就对味了。考虑到在泰拉，有多少“人”可以替换自己的身体......按我说，它们甚至能不能用“人”来形容都是个问题。
但是，我认为一具身体不可能既是兄弟又是父亲。因为兄弟意味着同一个父亲......他不可能是自己的父亲。
不过，利用儿子的身体并自己占据它，是一个相当经典的套路。

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So siblings marry have a pair of kids they reincarnate into and those kids marry and have another pair of kids that they reincarnate into
Tfw your family tree isn't even a family pretzel, it's a family tube
所以兄弟姐妹结婚后生了一对孩子，以供他们转世投胎，等孩子们结婚后又生了一对孩子，又可以让他们转世投胎。
想象一下，你的家谱看起来不像一个交错复杂的圈子，而像一条直来直去的管子。
（注：pretzel，椒盐卷饼/饼干圈）
Non-Euclidian family tree
非欧氏家谱
（注：捏他“非欧式几何”）
When your father, brother, husband, and child are somehow the same person that is some fourth-dimensional shxt going on
当某种程度上你的父亲、兄弟、丈夫和孩子都是同一个人，简直就是大气层级别的闹剧。

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What the fxck ? Lowlight my man lay off cocaine.
什么鬼玩意？海猫，该吃药了。
No, no, this is what happen when he ran out of drugs.
Somebody bring him a new batch.
不，不，这就是他药吃完了才写出来的。
谁去给他带点新货。
He has to be on some shxt that doesn't even have a name yet to come up with this
他一定吃了一些连名字都没有的药，才会想出这样的剧情。
he got his old buddy yuzhong to send over some of the crack he's been smoking
好基友羽中把他平时吃的药送给海猫了。

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