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有人说我帅，我站阳台上想了一个晚上究竟是谁走漏的风声······据说，我出生时爸爸声嘶力竭地哭了一个半月，他打死也不相信我是他的染色体遗传下来的孩子。后来，母亲为了证明自己的清白，拉着父亲要去医院做亲子鉴定，医生揭开被子只看一眼就哭了，抹着鼻涕说回去吧，这不是你的儿子，谁的也不是，人类是生不出这么帅的孩子···一个实习的小护士走过来，立刻找了盒红印泥，把我的指纹印了下来，并把盘好的头发一下子散开，对我喃喃道：长发为君留，此生若不嫁你，长发不剪，清灯古佛，自梳闺中.我长到15岁的时候，还不敢上学，不是没上过，幼儿园的时候上了半天就不敢去了，全园的孩子老师和园长都疯了，所有小女生都晕倒在地。中央电视焦点访谈节目组来采访我，扛摄象机的那个美女晕倒了3次，负责笔录的那个小女孩生生把中文写成了意大利文加西班牙文。联合国拨专款为我建造了一座藏身之处，位于喜马拉雅山的珠穆朗玛峰顶端。我享受了真正的清净，蓝天与我无比接近，上帝简直就是触手可及。虽然清净了，但也是极度地烦闷，我站在颠峰大声呼喊：“我不帅！”突然，天上传来上帝的声音：“不，你撒谎.
So，
So you think you can tell，
Heaven from Hell，
Blue skies from pain，
Can you tell a green field，
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade，
Your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange，
A walk on part in the war，
For a lead role in a cage?
How I wish，
How I wish you were here，
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl，
Year after year，
Running over the same old ground，
What have we found?
The same old fears，
Wish you were here。
So you think you can tell，
Heaven from Hell，
Blue skies from pain，
Can you tell a green field，
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade，
Your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange，
A walk on part in the war，
For a lead role in a cage?
How I wish，
How I wish you were here，
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl，
Year after year，
Running over the same old ground，
What have we found?
The same old fears，
Wish you were here。
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老 I wear a helmet correctly for riding an electric vehicle
After obeying the traffic rules and being stopped by the Quanzhou traffic police, he was praised
There is a strong awareness of road safety
Deeply aware that you are right
Now send the security content to the post bar 100 pieces
I hope you will be proud of me in the future
After obeying the traffic rules and being stopped by the Quanzhou traffic police, he was praised
There is a strong awareness of road safety
Deeply aware that you are right
Now send the security content to the post bar 100 pieces
I hope you will be proud of me in the future
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