小媳妇昨晚通宵，早上一直在睡觉，我发了16条消息，醒了之后肯定会被吓到。
　　　——Hello Seattle, I am a mountaineer In the hills and highlands. I fall asleep in hospital parking lots. And awake in your mouth.

@飞羽珈衣 @_Catlet @草帽zz 你们做什么了？草帽应该是坐车，到家没？
　　　——Hello Seattle, I am a mountaineer In the hills and highlands. I fall asleep in hospital parking lots. And awake in your mouth.

现在在医院看一位亲戚，我不喜欢医院的味道。还有医院总是人很多的样子，病床都不够了。
　　　——Hello Seattle, I am a mountaineer In the hills and highlands. I fall asleep in hospital parking lots. And awake in your mouth.

现在胳膊好疼，估计是睡姿不对，明明在学校睡觉很乖的，不像某位，每天被子都会掉。
　　　——Hello Seattle, I am a mountaineer In the hills and highlands. I fall asleep in hospital parking lots. And awake in your mouth.

劳资今天下午逛街买了一条裙子，巨淑女啊有木有，我的银子虽然是麻麻的银子……回家看我结，李弘基帅爆了
　　　——Hello Seattle, I am a mountaineer In the hills and highlands. I fall asleep in hospital parking lots. And awake in your mouth.

速来围观好人，要帮我们的电信手机充话费啊尼玛……哈哈，不过我拒绝了。甜锅锅菲菲，你们不会怪我吧。
　　　——Hello Seattle, I am a mountaineer In the hills and highlands. I fall asleep in hospital parking lots. And awake in your mouth.

今天做了一个奇葩的梦，我梦到我饿了，在宿舍找东西吃，然后找到了蛋黄派、怪味豆，然后好心酸地开始吃了……明明我桌子下面还有一袋旺旺大礼包好吗，梦里面怎么就没了，不公平，还我旺旺大礼包。　　　——为你翘课的那一天，花落的那一天，　教室的那一间，我怎么看不见。

同学去日照旅游，笑屎我了　　　——为你翘课的那一天，花落的那一天，　教室的那一间，我怎么看不见。

下午又和麻麻逛街买了一双高跟鞋，依旧心疼银子。
　　　——Hello Seattle, I am a mountaineer In the hills and highlands. I fall asleep in hospital parking lots. And awake in your mouth.

又不让小媳妇去接我，我觉得小媳妇快被气疯了。真是的，人那么多，风尘仆仆，我还是喜欢一个人，一个人，怎么都好。小媳妇每天都开心地倒计时，这次真的是想掐死我了。我说等我回宿舍洗澡吃饭睡觉之后再去找你。　　　——为你翘课的那一天，花落的那一天，　教室的那一间，我怎么看不见。

下午就回学校了，好开心。
　　　——Hello Seattle, I am a mountaineer In the hills and highlands. I fall asleep in hospital parking lots. And awake in your mouth.

我是下午4点38的车，早知道就订早一点的车票，地铁和d2肯定又挤得和狗一样。
　　　——Hello Seattle, I am a mountaineer In the hills and highlands. I fall asleep in hospital parking lots. And awake in your mouth.

还有半个小时都要自己等，爸妈让我从路边下车自己进去等，然后他们去沃尔玛玩了。
　　　——Hello Seattle, I am a mountaineer In the hills and highlands. I fall asleep in hospital parking lots. And awake in your mouth.